Yes ol' pal it's true,
There are various things one can do.
One is to apply the brake,
When you've had all you can take.
The only word women know is ""give,""
And apply it as long as they live.
They will wring you out to dry,
Before they say goodbye.
The only way to get them back,
Is to induce a mild heart attack.
Take your bank account to zero balance,
And see whether they will accept the challenge!
They will know it's time to go,
When cash and sympathy you cannot show.
Teach them to take some strife in life,
Before you accept them as your wife!
Copyright ©2008 William Ernest Cox